a girl in the crowd at the 1975 concert shouted “i can’t breathe” to matty and matty shouted back “breathe or you’re gonna fucking die” and i think that describes every concert they’ve ever had perfectly

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mom: are you high?

me: image

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I like Halloween in Australia because I can buy 5 packs of fun-size chocolates in preparation and know that at the end of the day the only bitch eating them will be me because no bitch kid trick-or-treats around here no matter how hard Woolworths tries to make it a thing.

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It’d be nice to get a “hey I’d fuck you” every once in a while

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